What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a large group of chavs descending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner

What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you say to a Chav?
Big Mac with fries please

What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused

What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure

What do you call a Chav at university.
The cleaner.

Where do Chavettes go for work?
Street corners.

What do you call a chav in a library?
Lost

What you call a chav in a blender?
Mush